Tuesday, December 29, 2009


Yeah, so it's been cleaned up and looks more like fuckin' Disneyland than any city has a right to be ... but I still love it!

A few more days then we're headin' home.
Frankly, I'm exhausted!

Sunday, December 20, 2009

The Saga Continues

Okay, okay ... I was going to keep this up as a whole travel diary but it's proven to be too damned difficult. We've been so busy that there's no time for silly things like blogging!

We've just had a couple of days in Hong Kong (just for the hell of it really) and are taking off to the Mother Ship (San Francisco) in a couple of hours. We'll be there for Xmas then off to NYC for New Years - I've never done the Times Square thing at midnight so that'll be a hoot. Then home!

Once we get home I have a whole 3 glorious weeks with no work so I'll have heaps of time to recover from the exertions of this 'holiday'.

Wore the Prince's Wand from Amsterdam to Hong Kong and security never stopped me ... shame ...

Keep yourselves nasty and Merry Wotsit!

Images courtesy of a new Hong Kong friend .... It doesn't take us long!

Saturday, December 12, 2009


Aawwww - so sweet! Rory is now sporting a PA just like his Daddy! Means his dick is outta action for a while but I much prefer his ass anyway!

I've bought a Princes Wand which is SO much fun!

We've spent some time in an amazing dungeon with a German Master and his black muscle pain slave - woof!

And ....

Next stop - Amsterdam. Time to mellow out ....

Wednesday, December 9, 2009


Finally managed to crawl away from London and made it to Berlin - the main reason for our trip!
I've just spent four hours in a tattoo parlour and am going back in a couple of days for more work - it'll be fucking awesome! Huge red-and-black abstract flame design on my back. I'll post a pic when it's all finished.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009


A few mates met us at the airport and whisked us off to T's new place which is a damned sight classier than the shit-hole he used to live in! By the time we got there Rory was naked and had been fucked three times in the back of the van - a sign of things to cum!

T had organised an open house with blokes dropping in at all hours. I collapsed at one point and got a few hours sleep but essentially since the time we landed at Heathrow it's just been one fucking big party!

Tomorrow I'm dragging Rory around the London I used to know - sleazy, dirty, nasty London! We might even go and have tea with the Queen ...

Monday, November 30, 2009

Wanderings 1

Stage 1 of our plan to rule the world is nearly over. We've just spent four days with Rory's mum soaking up the hottest spring sun I can ever remember. We toured the wineries and stocked up her wine supplies and sampled the food and wine at quite a few cafes and restaurants; quail stuffed with crayfish is now my dream-food!

We fly to Auckland in a couple of hours to catch a direct flight to London. 25 hours in a fucking plane is more than I really want to cope with so we're travelling business class - at least we can be comfortable! We're globe-trotting back home later so that'll be economy.

Can't wait to see grubby ol' London again!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Sun, Sea and Sex

I'm off for a few days to visit Rory's mum prior to our Europe tour. It's a tough life ...

Tuesday, November 24, 2009