Saturday, April 11, 2009

Taking Rory to a piss party tonight ... Just looking for extra motivation ...



...and a bit more ...

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Chance Meeting


Ran into an old mate from high school yesterday - DM. He had the honour of holding the title of "Biggest Dick" for four years running while we were at school ...

See, it was an ancient tradition that each year the seventh formers would run a competition to see who in the school had the biggest dick. Length was the principal factor with circumference deciding the winner in case of a tie. Well, DM won in the fourth form - the fucking fourth form! He had a dick bigger than all the seniors! It came down to a decider between him and a seventh former but he was clearly the winner. After that year he won easily through til his seventh form year.

We both played rugby and DM was clearly proud of his weapon, happily showing it off in the changing room and sharing it with anybody who wanted to touch it, hold it, stroke, wank, lick, suck or even sit down on the fucking thing.

It was a cock that inspired awe.

I lost touch with DM after high school and so when I ran into him yesterday in town we grabbed a coffee together and wasted an hour catching up.

He's now running a self-storage facility in Manchester (UK) and is married with three children, a dog and two cats ... Somehow I expected more from this guy with a monster dick but I guess size ain't everything.

Shame.

Monday, April 6, 2009

This is like my 87th attempt at keeping a blog ... I keep getting distracted by other things and forget to post or forget where the hell I set the damned thing up or ...

Anyway, this time I'm not going to bother with any 'back-story' bullshit because I know my back-story and I'm sure you'll figure out enough of it as we go along if you want to.

This is just a test, I guess ... I might be back ... If I remember where I put this ...