Thursday, April 16, 2009

Got my kinky customer today - one the few 'at home' visits I make. His scenario is always the same. I enter his apartment and he's lying under the glass-topped coffee-table in a large plastic bag. I stradle the table, crap on it, wipe my arse on a pair of boxers that he provides then leave. I dunno what he does after that but he pays extremely well and I don't have much to do at all. Weird ...

Now for something a little sexier ...

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Piss Party


Last night's party was a fuck-load of fun! About 20 guys in DJs barn. It's become a sort of unofficial annual Easter event; a good chance to catch up with friends and piss on each other.
Rory was in piggy heaven. For some reason guys look at him and all they can think of is drenching him in piss. The weather was fairly mild too so we could set up a mud pool outside.
As soon as we arrived we had a beer. Rory had to drink his in between working on my dick and balls. I decided that, while Rory would be 'off the leash' to a certain extent, he needed a reminder of what he was so I inserted a catheter in him to control his own piss flow. Some of the other guys had never witnessed the procedure before and were fascinated. MS even wanted me to catheterise P? and I was happy to oblige ... P? wasn't quite sure about it but didn't have much choice. Rory stayed out of the mud because of the catheter but was happy inside with the bath, trough, funnels, hoses and gallons of piss ...
RH was there from Auckland and I screwed him silly in the mud and sent him off with a piss enema which he evidently spat out over somebody else.
Had a quiet session with JS inside the house and he stretched my hole with a few toys and his fist ... as much as I love topping, I do enjoy getting opened up by someone who knows what he's doing.
Back in the barn, SG came in at one stage with a paddle and said, "Can someone take over for me? My arm's getting sore ..."
DJ and I went outside and found that he had RL tied to a tree and had been flogging him for God knows how long! We happily took over.
Yeah, a good night ...