Things that make you go WOOF!

Rory is sucking my balls and drooling all over the slate tiles. After I cum he's gonna hafta slurp up my cum and then lick the floor clean. It's SO hard to find good sluts these days ....

In the mean time ...

Heat

We're headin' into winter in this part of the world ... a lot of bad boys are gonna need some heat ...

Hoik!

Oral talents

It amazes me that some guys just can't suck cock. No. I'll amend that. MOST guys can't suck cock. Some stick it in their mouth and that's it. Some only work the head. Most couldn't swallow it if their life depended on it. Others have no concept of what 'sucking' actually is. And don't get me started on those who don't know how to keep their fucking teeth out of the way.

Occasionally - veeeerrrry occasionally - you get the other extreme ... Someone who's so fucking good that you wonder, "How the fuck is he doing THAT?"!

Maybe I should start a cock-sucking academy ...


















Just realised there's even a pick of me somewhere in this lot ... but I ain't telling which one ...

Insert into slot 'A'

A friend of mine is in to seriously big dildoes - a real fuckin' butt-n-rectum stretching expert. And while adores his toys he insists that you can't beat real cock up your ass ... This one's for him.







You may have figured out by now that pretty little skinny twinks just don't do a thing for me. However, pretty little skinny twinks who entwine themselves in a farm gate for some serious shafting are ok ...