This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
Happy July 4 to all American pigs out there. I confess, however, that I had to look up what it was all about ... I knew it had something to do with eagles, baseball and fireworks but have only just got it through my thick head that it's all to do with independence from Britain.
Why anyone would want independence from the land of mushy peas is beyond me ... Yes, America! All this could have been yours!