This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
8.30 am - 8-fuckin-30!!! on a Saturday morning! Thats when the road crew outside my apartment block started tearing up the road to replace cables!
Don't they realise that I'm holding a party tonight? That I intend to be screwing around until the wee hours of tomorrow morning?? At least the city council could have had the decency to send the A-team of workers ... but oh no! We have to settle for the overweight slobs...