Saturday, December 5, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009


A few mates met us at the airport and whisked us off to T's new place which is a damned sight classier than the shit-hole he used to live in! By the time we got there Rory was naked and had been fucked three times in the back of the van - a sign of things to cum!

T had organised an open house with blokes dropping in at all hours. I collapsed at one point and got a few hours sleep but essentially since the time we landed at Heathrow it's just been one fucking big party!

Tomorrow I'm dragging Rory around the London I used to know - sleazy, dirty, nasty London! We might even go and have tea with the Queen ...

Monday, November 30, 2009

Wanderings 1

Stage 1 of our plan to rule the world is nearly over. We've just spent four days with Rory's mum soaking up the hottest spring sun I can ever remember. We toured the wineries and stocked up her wine supplies and sampled the food and wine at quite a few cafes and restaurants; quail stuffed with crayfish is now my dream-food!

We fly to Auckland in a couple of hours to catch a direct flight to London. 25 hours in a fucking plane is more than I really want to cope with so we're travelling business class - at least we can be comfortable! We're globe-trotting back home later so that'll be economy.

Can't wait to see grubby ol' London again!