I'm becoming a gardener! I have a compost heap! And with a lot of help from a good friend I've ripped the guts out of the section and am starting anew.
Just had a heap of ponga logs delivered.
Yeah, yeah - they look like shit now but they're gonna go against the ugly corrugated iron fence outside the kitchen window. I'll put a water-drip feeder line along the top (pongas grow from the top) and soon we'll have ferny canopy thingy ... add a few epiphytes and we'll have a natural-looking bush land.
Actually, these pongas look rather scrappy ... but you get the idea.
Unfortunately the weather is absolutely shit so the ponga fence can wait ...