This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
We've just had a huge clean-out of heaps of junk that's been cluttering up the apartment and been hauling it to 2nd-hand shops, recycling centres and the tip ... now I'm hot, sweaty and in need of a tongue bath. Rory Knows where to start ....