Friday, March 19, 2010

Male Sexual Anatomy 101: Nips

And once again a simple Google search on 'Male Nipples' reveals how stoopid mankind really is, Page after page on 'Why do men have nipples?'

Simple answer: because women do.

In the womb we all start out with the same template. After a few weeks our sexual differences become apparent - what become ovaries for women, turn into testicles for men etc etc ... what become nipples for women turn into ... well, they turn into nipples for men.

What isn't as well spelled out is that men get off on nipple stimulation just as much as women do.

Me? I discovered very early on that my nips were hot-wired to my dick and ass. After years of serious nip play (clamps, pumps, weights, piercing ... yeah!) I just keep falling in love with tit play more and more.

I went shopping with a friend of mine who's in to really serious tit play. He bought some new 'dial-up' clamps and was seriously pissed off to discover that he couldn't fit them over his hugely bloated tits.

It wasn't a total loss, tho - he gave them to me ...

To get the full benefit out of your man-nips, you've gotta exercise 'em - and it helps to have a work-out buddy! Rub 'em, lick 'em, then go on to light squeezing, pinching, nibbling ...

Increase the pressure of this play then try clamps - adjustable pressure ones are good to start with.

After a while you'll find find you can abuse the shit out the little fuckers and it'll just get better and better!

Thursday, March 18, 2010

Male Sexual Anatomy 101: Abs

I'm not all that big on the 'body beautiful' thing ... but I do like a defined set of abs. I spend hours at the gym maintaining mine (they used to come naturally but now they need a lot more upkeep!) and since Rory moved in with me I've got him on a routine that ensures his six-pack is always evident.

While the abs serve no vital sexual purpose (although the muscularity is good to maintain decent thrusting in some activities ...) y'gotta admit that they're damned sexy to look at!

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Male Sexual Anatomy 101: Penis

Wow. Try a Google search of the word Penis. It throws up page after page on penis size comparisons and enlargement procedures ... Is every man so concerned with the size of his dick?? In fact, it took a fair bit of hunting just to find some basic info without being told that my seven inch dick was way too small to be of interest to anybody and that I really should buy Product X which is guaranteed to make it grow 85% bigger. One site claimed that, by following their program, I could develop a 'stronger, more muscular penis' ... Muscular?!

As it so happens, I've never questioned that size of my dick and have no desire to change it. Well, if I could I'd like to grow my foreskin back but that's another debate for another time ... possibly ...

Anyway ...

The penis (plural penises, penes) is an external sexual organ of certain biologically male organisms, in both vertebrates and invertebrates.
The penis is a reproductive organ, and, for placental mammals, additionally serves as the external organ of urination. The penis is generally found on mammals and reptiles.

The structure is rather complicated and boring full of long latin words so we won't piss around with that too much ... here's the gist of it:

The human penis differs from those of most other mammals, as it has no baculum, or erectile bone, and instead relies entirely on engorgement with blood to reach its erect state. It cannot be withdrawn into the groin, and it is larger than average in the animal kingdom in proportion to body mass.

Ah, fukkit - I'm getting bored with this already ... let's look at some pics instead!!! Cock - and what you can do with it!

...or just a good old-fashioned -