Playin' Footsies

Clean out

Gave a client his first ever enema yesterday. It wasn't officially on the schedule and he was horrifed when he had to release in front of me ... but he really got off on it!

Logic From Vatican ...

Vatican secretary of state, Cardinal Tarcisio Bertone, has stated - "Many psychologists and psychiatrists have shown that there is no link between celibacy and paedophilia but many others have shown, I have recently been told, that there is a relationship between homosexuality and paedophilia."

How lovely that the Catholic church is now using science to back them up instead of hoary old fairy tales. It's a load of camel shit, of course, but at least they're able to find some way of justifying the fact that priests are fucking kids - it's not the fact that they're priests that they're screwing the bodies, minds and lives of children, it's the fact that they're closet queens. Ta-dah! Problem solved!

However if I could find a bunch of psychologists and psychiatrists to find a link between green filing cabinets and paedophilia, this still wouldn't stop the problem.

Clear your head of incense and misguided prejudice and STOP FUCKING KIDS!

Dog Care

Just Plain Dirty ....

Protein snack