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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Another stolen Meme

Again, stole this from Damien over at 2 Cents Worth Down Under who stole it from somewhere else who stole it from ... you get the picture.

1. What were doing 10 years ago? Crocheting egg-cup warmers and drinking luke-warm tea. What the fuck do you think I was doing? I was being a whore!
2. Five snacks that you enjoy in a perfect, non weight-gaining world: children roasting on an open fire, bbq pigs bums, a vat of amyl, pickled elephants testicles and a mint slice.
3. Five things you would do if you were a billionaire: buy Levin and destroy it (if you've never been to Levin and don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, you're lucky. It's a vile, pointless little town), buy Brad Pitt to shave my balls, create a decent sex-on-site venue for this city, build an old-fashioned toilet block on private land complete with glory holes and nasty trough-style urinal, buy the Catholic church.
4. Three of your habits: talking to strange cats in the street, fucking ass-holes and checking the level of salt in the pantry.
5. Five jobs that you’ve have had: Pie-reviver for NZ Rail, Body Shaver for Olympic swim team, Complete and Utter Bastard, Bouncer (that one's real!), and Head Tranny at Trannies Aren't Us
6. Five places that you’ve lived: Denial, Perpetuity, Luxury, Squalor, My Own Filth.
7. Five things that you did yesterday: sold heroin to school children, drank meths with a bum, fucked Al Gore, force fed raw rice to a pigeon to see if it really would explode, tickled a hamster.
8. Five people you would want to get to know more about: Jack the Ripper (Seriously - I find him/her fascinating), that bloke who worked the bar at that pub in London, Doug Fitzwater (why were you such a miserable old bastard?), and the seriously cute twins we talked to in Berlin.
9. Abortion: for or against it? Abortion is for wimps. Frankly, I'd put an oral contraceptive in the drinking water and couples have to apply for the antidote - only after passing a rigorous parenting test.
10. Do you think the world would fail with a female president? There are plenty of female presidents in the world so what the fuck are you talking about?
11. Do you believe in the death penalty? Of course I 'believe' in it ... it exists, it's a reality. I think that the phrase you were after after was 'Do you agree with the death penalty?' in which case my answer is Yes. Especially for the cunt who stole my car back in 2002.
12. Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already? Yeah - but the tax on it would be astronomical!
13. Are you for or against premarital sex? I’m for lots and lots of premarital sex.
14. Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized? Yes - but don't expect me to be marching up the aisle any time soon.
15. Do you think it’s wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA? Nothing to do with me - look after your own shit.
16. Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen? Dammit, the legal age is 18! Government is voting today about raising it to 20.
17. Should the war in Iraq be called off? Yes. And USA should hand over all it's weapons of mass destruction to the Iraqui government by way of an apology.
18. Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree? I agree with the statement - I don't agree with the fact.
19. Do you believe in spanking your children? I don't have any children. But I believe that the little shits should be spanked regularly
20. Do you worry that others will judge you from reading some of your answers? What's to worry about? I don't give a flying fuck what others think about me. Can I go and make a cup of tea now?

Warming up supper

Unexpected Ass

We officially moved in to our new house last week and it's been awash with boxes and packing paper and all that crap. By Monday night we had everything where it should be and all the crap was cleared out. It was then that TJ phoned. Don't know if I've mentioned him before but he's a bloody good mate of mine - a total top with rough rock-star style looks. We often get together to tag-team with a bottom boy and Rory always looks forward to his visits. He has a long slender dick that somehow manages to massage Rory's prostate no matter what position they get in to.

Anyway, the official house-warming (read 'fuck-fest') is next weekend but we figured that a warm-up session was due so TJ bowled on over. He was floating on some damned thing. He gets rather serious about his drug-use - so much so that I've kicked him out when he gets overboard - but that night he was just nice and mellow. He stripped off his shirt and jeans to reveal a new sleeveless rubber one piece underneath. It has a detachable codpiece and a heavy zip up the ass. I decide that if rubber's gonna be the theme, I'd better change in to mine so TJ starts warming up Rory's ass while I go off and change into rubber jeans and polo shirt.

I get back and we start tag-teaming, putting Rory in every conceivable position (and some that most people wouldn't conceive ...). All the while, TJ and I are making out. He's a great kisser and is as much of a sweat pig as I am.

At one stage Rory takes a break to get some drinks and roll a couple of joints and I decide to explore TJ's new rubber by going down on his dick and opening the zip at his ass. before long I've got him on his back with legs spread and I'm sucking on his ass and finger it up something rotten. Now, TJ and I have been playing together for years but this was new territory. Our focus had always been on the ass of the boy we were playing with never each other's fuck hole but TJs ass was reacting in a very hungry fashion! Soon Rory joined me as we worked his ass, dick, balls with our tongues and fingers. Eventually, my brain went in to auto-pilot. Hungry hole = fuck. I lined up my dick and slid it all the way uo TJs sweet little fuck chute.

He was obviously in pain. His face was screwed up and he clenched his jaw but all he did was grunt - he certainly didn't attempt to get away. I let him get used to it and then started in on him - slowly at first and before long I was slamming into him, long-dicking, circle fucks, wink fucks, the fuckin' works! And he was lovin' it - thrashing around, bucking back on my dick and begging for more.

Afterwards he told me that he'd started playing with his own hole a couple of years ago after seeing a vid of me getting fisted. He'd never considered the possibility of getting fun from his own hole but was soon stuffing larger and larger things up there. Anal play became a standard feature of his wank sessions - but this was the first time he'd had a real man-on-man fuck.

I guess I took the virginity of one of the most experienced sex pigs I know!!

Tuesday, April 27, 2010