This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
Talking of work ... had my most 'singular' client phone today for a session next week. He calls on me two or three times a year and the routine is always the same. I get in to a large plastic bag, naked, crawl under a glass-topped coffee table which he straddles and ... I can't tell the next bit ... I just can't ... use your imagination. But that's all that happens and my mortgage is met for the next two months ....