I loathe and detest bloody sushi!

I've just been invited out for a sushi lunch AND I AIN'T GOIN'!!! How anyone could enjoy eating cold rice, and seaweed that's wrapped around a dab of crap is beyond me. Down with sushi! It should be banned! In fact I'm going out right now to buy a sushi restaurant that only serves steak!!!
Sushi? Get fucked!*

*...and not in a good way ...