A Strayf report.
"Oh, just look at that. There's Lady Chlamydia Gonorrhoea-Cuntflaps and she's wearing the most delightful hat."
"Yes, and there's the Duchess of Dildo-and-Spooge wearing such a pretty hat."
"Just coming in to sight now is Dame Syphilis Clit-Muncher wearing a very daring hat."
"And with her is Baroness Scabies Throbbing-Vulva wearing one truly sick fuck of a hat."
"Princess Hymen of Santorum wearing another fucking hat..."
At this point I gave up and went to bed ....