I don't normally talk about my job because of client confidentiality and all that shit but - fuck! I've had a weird day!
First up was my freakiest client. I've mentioned him before. I have to get in to a large plastic bag and worm my way under a glass coffee table. He then straddles the coffee table and craps on it while he jerks off. I then dress and leave. We've never even touched. We do this every couple of months or so - he pays for two hours and it takes maybe fifteen minutes.
Then I got to suck the arse of _____ ____ and fuck him silly. Celebrity status doesn't do a lot for me but we're talking _____ ____ for fuck's sake!
I also managed to complete my fiscal policy assignment.
I'm so good!
This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
The one client at least pays you well for the crazy umm shit you do :) Sounds like a very interesting day
ReplyDeleteSounds like an overall productive day!
ReplyDelete"He works hard for the money........."
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