Monday, May 9, 2011

Random shit

50 things you might not know about StrayF

1. My full name is Robert Stuart Raymond Francis Hanlen – go on, figure out why I’m called StrayF!
2. My father left home when I was six months old
3. I have a rather unsightly hernia scar
4. I haven’t heard from my father since I was seven and I don’t care.
5. I am usually right-handed but wank with my left hand (this makes jerking off online a true delight!)
6. My mother was sent to prison when I was eight and I was taken in to ‘care’ …
7. I prefer ‘The Simpsons’ to ‘Family Guy’ … most of the time …
8. At the age of nine I was sent to a ‘Mental Health Facility’ when my foster parents caught me sucking off their 14 year old son.
9. More than one glass of red wine gives me the shits.
10. At age 16 I was sent to live with my grandparents in England.
11. I know fuck-all about music.
12. By the age of 17 I was living in a squat in London and selling my arse
13. I was an extra in Peter Jackson’s “Lord of the Rings”
14. I have ‘participated’ in four porn films but was only paid for two of them. Bastards.
15. I can roll my tongue and sort-of whistle through it
16. I like feet.
17. Frozen mashed potato makes me really angry.
18. I once trained a sparrow to sing “Baa-Baa Black Sheep” in 16 part harmony.
19. I sell dirty underwear online.
20. I’m a gym junkie.
21. I have been detained in a British prison for seven months. It’s not as much fun as you’d think ….
22. I like man-sweat
23. Tarte Tatin? I can do that …
24. I love felching my own cum from Rory’s arse and then snowballing it with him …
25. As a kid I had an imaginary friend named Buzzy.
26. The first man to fuck me was nicknamed ‘Buzz’ ….
27. I can’t remember my first time giving or receiving a blowjob
28. Hone Harawira is an idiot. Sorry. That’s not something about me – it’s just an observation.
29. I play touch rugby most Sunday mornings.
30. I lied about number 18 …. Sorry ….
31. I’m not really sorry.
32. I spent 4 months as an apprentice shoe repairer
33. My ball sac is way tuff!
34. I need to have a piss …
35. …I’ve just had a piss.
36. I prefer Te Matuku Bay oysters to Bluff oysters. That comment may well start a NZ civil war …
37. I really want to fuck Jeff Stryker …
38. I loathe sushi.
39. I’ve sucked off a horse
40. I don’t like the curtains in my office.
41. 50? Do I really have to do 50???
42. I ride a vintage Indian motorbike.
43. My balls are made of plutonium
44. I’m starting to make things up.
45. I’ve been fisted to bicep
46. I’ve fisted to pit
47. Right now I’m really horny.
48. Rory is sucking my feet.
49. Rory’s chewing on my balls …..
50.I voted Labour in the last election.

8 comments:

  1. this post MADE my day...you are very literate and funny as well! thanks for sharing

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  2. WOW! I never would have guessed all that! The things we don't know about each other.

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  3. Man, you're WAY tamer than I thought! LOL

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  5. LOL - brilliant! 34 and 39 are kinda hot. [wink]

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  6. Neat idea...the man behind the blog. Thanks 4 sharing

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  7. would like to get some of your used gear - where do you list it?

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