Saturday, October 22, 2011

A is for Asshole: a primer

A is for Asshole
Rosebud or flower

:@D

B is for Balls
Stretched and squeezed by the hour.

;@)

C is for Cock
That most marvellous thing

8@)

D is for Dildo
Oh! The joy it can bring!

:@o

E – Electricity
Pulsing and ramming

:@s

F is for Fucking
Relentlessly slamming

;@D

G is the Guiche
Daddy pierced through your taint

:@o

H is for ‘Homo’
A term stupidly quaint…

:@`

I is for Infant
With diapers and dummies

8@p

J is the Jockstrap
Stained with yesterdays cummies…

:@D

K is for Kinky
With chains and with whips

;@]

L is the Leather
That clings to your hips

:@D~~~~~

M – masturbation
Indulgently stroking

;@)

N – necrophilia
Y’gotta be joking!

X@x

O is the One Night Stand
Whose name you forgot

;@p

P is for Poppers
An olfactory shot

8@D

Q’s the sad Queen
Still flapping her wrists

8@X

R is the rent boy
Gearing up for two fists

;@D

S is the sadist
Who gives pain as his play

X@p

T is for T-Room
Sadly fading away

:@(

U is the Underarm
Deliciously rank

;@p

V is Vanilla
You may as well wank…

:@/

W – Wax play!
That sizzling delight!

8@O

X is X-rated
Like StrayF’s nasty site …

;@)

Y is the Yaoi
That bores me to tears

X@/

And Z are the zippers
I’ve been opening for years ….

;@D

6 comments:

  1. fantastic post!!! Truly. This is where porn meets art! excellent!

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  2. That is great. Lot's of work also. Glad you took the time to do it, it was a fun read.

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  3. This is the fun way to learn your ABC'S!!

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  4. You've out done yourself on this one! Great post!! Can you practice some of those on me?

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  5. *Blushes* (in a manly way, of course!)

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