This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
might as well share it all!
Works as lube in a pinch.
... not too crazy about swallowing someone else's spit, to be honest, so I think spit's best used as lube!