This is the work of a sick, perverted, nasty faggot pig bastard. If you're under 18 you should not be here. GO AWAY NOW. Hell, if you're under 30 this is probably gonna scare the shit outta you ... I don't even know if I should be here ....
Many years ago (yep, it's gonna be one of THOSE stories!) I remember lying in a bed in a hotel in London - Paddington... just up from the tube station... and I heard a drunken yobo outside on the street (it was about 4am) yelling out "Fuck my cock! FUCK MY COCK!!".
I laughed at the absurdity of it. You can't fuck a cock. A cock is used for fucking.
Now, as a seasoned sounder, I realise how naive I was ...